we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
neither can live while the other survives
a story about fall out boy and my chemical romance
pretty sure they coexisted for years. but ok
so did harry and voldemort so stop commenting on this post with your dumb thoughts
I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.
this story was wild from start to finish
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
pretty huge dick
lets just take a minute to think about the people who write the terms and conditions for things like wow not a single person has read your shit im sorry
it’s totally okay to bully people who wear clothing with the word “swag” on it i’m pretty sure it’s in the bill of rights